We argued on the phone today
Because he lives so far away
The words he said gave me a chill
I think I need a happy pill
Wanted to hear what my shrink would say
But she’s out on holiday
The nagging doubt I can’t fulfill
I think I need a happy pill
Want to clear my head and play
Might help me keep the sad at bay
Head is pounding like a drill
I think I need a happy pill
Walked past the pet store by the pharmacy
Got a baby pig from New Guinea
Her happy cute nature helped me chill
I think I’ll call her “Happy Pill”
Made up with him, by the way
Everything is now okay
The tension I no longer feel
Now that I have a happy pill
